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The hunt is on for the cheesiest chat-up lines!

The hunt is on for the cheesiest chat-up lines!

Greetings card company thortful.com create the Ultimate Chat-up Lines Index

Love them or hate them, a cheesy chat up line can be a great icebreaker - or it can backfire very badly. 

Whilst 2020 may not have been the best year for dating (or anything for that matter), thortful are on the hunt for the cheesiest chat-up lines. 

From groan-worthy puns to lines that are more silly than they are seductive, thortful are compiling the ultimate chat-up lines index ahead of Valentine’s Day.

Vote for your favourites, or if you fancy yourself a bit of a Casanova, submit your own chat-up lines and see if you’ve got what it takes. 

If you’re in need of some inspiration, thortful have shared some of the cringiest content so far:

  1. I’m looking for treasure – can I have a look around your chest?
  2. I guess you can kiss Heaven goodbye. Because it has got to be a sin to look that good.
  3. Did you fart? ‘cause you blew me away.
  4. Do you like raisins? Well how about a date then?
  5. I was blinded by your beauty so i’m going to need your name and number for insurance reasons
  6. Is your name Wi-fi, as i’m really feeling a connection!
  7. Do I know you? Cause you look exactly like my next girlfriend.
  8. It’s handy that I have my library card because I’m totally checking you out.
  9. I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
  10. Are you a time traveler? Because I see you in my future!

To view the full index, go to: https://thortful.com/cheesy-chat-up-lines